Swingers

So he’s got a degree – that doesn’t make him clever. Take, par example, when this vertically challenged fashion writer was collating news for a recent copy of one glossy. “There’s a great book about swingers in America – the images are fantastic,” said the pretty young girl doing the research.

“Ooh,” said he, “I love swings. How sweet.”

“No, not people on swings – SWINGERS! Couples who sleep with other couples. You know – sex.” Oh dear, the short one got a bit mixed up; it’s no wonder he never gets a shag.